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Reception (Guests welcome)
State your position and membership number here. Guests are allowed to say something, unfortunately.
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:44 pm
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Memo Board
Have a suggestion or something to say? Let us know and we'll ignore it.
Sub-forums: Complaints
Suggestions
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:53 am
Andy |
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Affiliates
Do you have propaganda of your own? Then we'd be happy to be part of your international scheme.
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Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:09 pm
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The Company's Handbook
If you're lost and can't decipher the hall signs, then read this first. We don't make fun of newbies, really.
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Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:08 pm
Andy |
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Political Affairs
We go left and right, up and down, forwards and backwards. If you lost direction, then just follow someone - you'll end up in the right position.
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:47 pm
Angry_Midget |
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Attorneys Offices
If you have broken the law, please refer to one of our lawyers. We can bail you out of anything - for a hefty fee, of course.
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:05 pm
Andy |
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Financial Offices
Give us your name, address, social-security and bank account number. We may send you money or we may take it from you - it depends on our mood.
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Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:33 am
Angry_Midget |
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Class Rooms
We can give you an academic degree in any major you'd like. Pay us more and we'll upgrade it to an honorary degree - even online.
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Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:52 pm
Angry_Midget |
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Military Base
Assemble your own army or just run around shooting at things. The weapons of mass destruction are in the basement. (Please don't tell anyone.)
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Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:24 am
Angry_Midget |
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Chapel
We offer the basics to let you start your own cult. From fancy titles to idols - we have them all.
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Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:36 pm
Angry_Midget |
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Hospital Wing
Collect your health insurance form down the hall and to the right. Please be patient with the patients and look out for slippery floors.
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Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:45 am
Bebi |
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Computer Room
Viruses, spam-mail and spyware are our specialties. We provide everyone with the tools to drive their friends crazy.
Sub-forums: Myspace
Youtube
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:30 am
Cardinal Cipriani |
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TV Lounge
We offer video equipment for anyone who wants to broadcast their own show. Please be aware of any cables on the floor.
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Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:39 pm
BlackRabbit |
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Staff Lounge
We don't believe in racial or social seperation. We need more people of all ethnic and social backgrounds to spread our word.
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:48 pm
Angry_Midget |
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Locker Rooms
We offer uniforms of all sizes and colors. Choose from breatheable to radiation-proof material. Shoes and belts must match or you'll get fined.
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:31 am
Bebi |
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Gym
Our gymnasium is open 24/7. Please be careful and use a towel when handling a machine, thank you.
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Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:40 am
Angry_Midget |
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Cafeteria
Please form a proper line and have your membership card ready at the register. And please clean up after yourself, this is not a zoo.
Sub-forums: Smoking Section
Non-Smoking Section
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Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:00 pm
Angry_Midget |
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Sand Pit
Build your own castle or go potty, beware of quicksand.
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Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:54 pm
Angry_Midget |
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Warehouse
Put anything is storage here, but don't have secret meetings - we use the board room for that.
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Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:43 pm
Bebi |
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